wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living
littlestbug:

You don’t need drug to have a fun time
cracked:

startthemachine:

sorenbowie:

jetpackexhaust:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

cracked:

kathythewriter:

codyjohnston:

Maggie remembers the war.

This calls for a #DogsOfCracked cute-off. Briscoe says take this:


And Christina H’s pooch Frobolome enters the rumble…


This is Stormageddon “Craig” Harrison, and he likes to party. 


All you motherfuckers brought “sweet” to a Cute Fight.

That was taken after a trip to the dog park, which we take EVERY SINGLE MORNING, even when I’m hungover, which is LOTS. He plays with his dog-friends and if no one else is there, we do WIND SPRINTS to keep us both SHARP. I am Dog Mom Supreme.


Neutrino wonders at the disproportionate number of non-cats among Cracked writers’ pets. I mean we’re meant to be working on the internet.

This is my plant. I don’t know what kind it is. It gets too much sun, or not enough or something. Anyway, it’s dying, but in a cute way.

This is my t-rex. I gave him a cape and a hammer and named him Tyrannothorus. He is the tyrant lizard king of thunder and lightning.


So a bunch of us are on Tumblr and sometimes we post cute dog/cat/plant/Tyrannothorus pics.
troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*